robyn/antisocial/19/twat/pansexual/english degree/bookworm/Mrs Rickman
WHERE IS FANTASY BRED, IN THE HEART OR IN THE HEAD

aboxoftreasures:

Everyone wants Hollywood abs.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON

This guy, Baggy, sums it all up. 

He came over, crashed a fag of A, then just started chatting utter shite. He was totally off his face, can in hand and all. He then came up with a massive joke.

“What is the most common owl in Britain? A Tea towel.”

Complimented Aidan on his choice of outfit and hair, then wrote that poem in M’s notebook.

“Some girls beg, And some girls borrow,

Some girls lead and some girls follow,

Some bring joy adn some bring sorrow,

But the best are girls 

that suck it and swallow.

Baggy x”

Grandmas House - 2x04 

-The Day Simon Was Really Determined to Heal His Grandma’s Pain

Hannibal Lecter | Hannibal (2001)

aidan-the-alien:

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Wow, my dream self was so cruel. I feel oddly guilty!

Well. That sucks dude. However my dream self, seems oddly lifelike. Not giving a fuck at the whole situation. I hope you didn’t mean I didn’t give a fuck about you, just the other dick heads! 

aboxoftreasures:

And for a moment I was like:
 

However, mine had no custard so it was rather dry :( And to be honest if i did have custard i wouldn’t have used it. I don’t like custard.

shhhelen:

Lay in bed and watch zoolander in the hope that i’ll stop feeling drowsy soon.

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