no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college